bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Tonight there are two sides on tumblr: Europe and the rest of the world
When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from.
i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
To This Day Project (x)
I’ve been waiting so damn long for this gifset…
have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
me.
lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird”
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
